Jake, my youngest has been learning about nouns, verbs etc, in school recently. We sat down this afternoon to watch 'The Italian Job' together, and Shea asked me what kind of movie it was. "Action I do believe" I said. "Oh!" says Jake "Does that mean it has a lot of verbs in it? 'Cause those are action words, ya know" (at this point I had to leave the room with my hand over my mouth, trying to stifle the giggles)

Jake, my youngest has been learning about nouns, verbs etc, in school recently. We sat down this afternoon to watch 'The Italian Job' together, and Shea asked me what kind of movie it was. "Action I do believe" I said. "Oh!" says Jake "Does that mean it has a lot of verbs in it? 'Cause those are action words, ya know" (at this point I had to leave the room with my hand over my mouth, trying to stifle the giggles)

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store... 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Bef...

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store... 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Bef...

I got a chuckle out of these.  Hope you can do the same. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.  "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.  You did WHAT ?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.  "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."   A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

I got a chuckle out of these.  Hope you can do the same. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.  "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.  You did WHAT ?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.  "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."   A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

I saw something that no person should ever have to see. An elderly (in his 70's, easily) overweight (very) man in a miniscule speedo. His gut hung so far over his thighs that looking at him from the front he appeared to be naked. It was only when he turned to the side slightly the the speedo was visible - although barely. I can't get the vision out of my head.  Somebody help me.....

I saw something that no person should ever have to see. An elderly (in his 70's, easily) overweight (very) man in a miniscule speedo. His gut hung so far over his thighs that looking at him from the front he appeared to be naked. It was only when he turned to the side slightly the the speedo was visible - although barely. I can't get the vision out of my head.  Somebody help me.....

My husband sent me this this morning.... Link Be warned, it has some graphic language in it...but I about peed my pants laughing at it. Let me know what you think....

My husband sent me this this morning.... Link Be warned, it has some graphic language in it...but I about peed my pants laughing at it. Let me know what you think....

(These got forwarded to me via Email.....I have no idea who the original author is)     1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.   2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.   3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the to...