We went to the St louis zoo on Saturday. We filled up our camelbaks and packed our lunches, and off we went on the Metrolink tram to Forest Park and the zoo.  It was a beautiful day, about 80 degrees and sunny, and we had a really good time.  We strolled around, looking at the animals and also at the statues that decorate the zoo. They usually depict a man (presumably the founder of the zoo) with various animals.  In front of the reptile house there's one of a man with a b...

We went to the St louis zoo on Saturday. We filled up our camelbaks and packed our lunches, and off we went on the Metrolink tram to Forest Park and the zoo.  It was a beautiful day, about 80 degrees and sunny, and we had a really good time.  We strolled around, looking at the animals and also at the statues that decorate the zoo. They usually depict a man (presumably the founder of the zoo) with various animals.  In front of the reptile house there's one of a man with a b...

From: God Almighty To: Margeuritte Perrin Date: November 10, 2005 re: Appearance on Trading Spouses. Per our discussion over the last several months and in view of your apperance on Trading Spouses, it has been decided that we are suspending your Membership in the God Warrior club. As I previously stressed to you in your nightly prayers, I am a God of Love and Forgiveness, and I do not wish to have myself nor any of my staff portrayed as vengeful and furious. This is not the image t...

From: God Almighty To: Margeuritte Perrin Date: November 10, 2005 re: Appearance on Trading Spouses. Per our discussion over the last several months and in view of your apperance on Trading Spouses, it has been decided that we are suspending your Membership in the God Warrior club. As I previously stressed to you in your nightly prayers, I am a God of Love and Forgiveness, and I do not wish to have myself nor any of my staff portrayed as vengeful and furious. This is not the image t...

This is for all of us who grew up in the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. We survived being born to mothers who smoked and drank whilst they were pregnant with us. They took asprin, ate blue cheese and brie, ate tuna from a can and never got tested for diabetes....not to mention cleaning out cat boxes. After our arrival, our cribs and rooms were decorated with lead based paints. We had no childproof medicine bottles, no latches on cabinet doors, no outlet covers.  When we rode our bik...

This is for all of us who grew up in the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. We survived being born to mothers who smoked and drank whilst they were pregnant with us. They took asprin, ate blue cheese and brie, ate tuna from a can and never got tested for diabetes....not to mention cleaning out cat boxes. After our arrival, our cribs and rooms were decorated with lead based paints. We had no childproof medicine bottles, no latches on cabinet doors, no outlet covers.  When we rode our bik...

   16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife    _  _   _  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 16.  Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.  Then she's yours. --(Deuteronomy 21, v. 12-13) 15.  Find a prostitute and marry her. --Hosea  (Hosea 1, v. 1)   14.  Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock....

   16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife    _  _   _  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 16.  Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.  Then she's yours. --(Deuteronomy 21, v. 12-13) 15.  Find a prostitute and marry her. --Hosea  (Hosea 1, v. 1)   14.  Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock....

(I particularly like numbers 11 and 13.....) 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He set low personal stan...

(I particularly like numbers 11 and 13.....) 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He set low personal stan...