16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. --(Deuteronomy 21, v. 12-13) 15. Find a prostitute and marry her. --Hosea (Hosea 1, v. 1) 14. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock....
16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. --(Deuteronomy 21, v. 12-13) 15. Find a prostitute and marry her. --Hosea (Hosea 1, v. 1) 14. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock....
(I particularly like numbers 11 and 13.....) 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He set low personal stan...
(I particularly like numbers 11 and 13.....) 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He set low personal stan...
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(These got forwarded to me via Email.....I have no idea who the original author is) 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the to...
(These got forwarded to me via Email.....I have no idea who the original author is) 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the to...
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This blog is dedicated to the mullet, and all the mullet stylin' dudes...may you wear your mullets with pride (and give the rest of us hours more entertainment)! First, we have the 'Play some Skynrd, dude!' mullet. The wearer of this mullet usually owns a Camaro or Firebird and has a penchant for black t shirts and hi-top tennis shoes: Next, we have the 'I'm just gorgeous' mullet. The wearer of this style can be identified by his excessive use of 'Old Spice' and 'Aqua Net' hair...
This blog is dedicated to the mullet, and all the mullet stylin' dudes...may you wear your mullets with pride (and give the rest of us hours more entertainment)! First, we have the 'Play some Skynrd, dude!' mullet. The wearer of this mullet usually owns a Camaro or Firebird and has a penchant for black t shirts and hi-top tennis shoes: Next, we have the 'I'm just gorgeous' mullet. The wearer of this style can be identified by his excessive use of 'Old Spice' and 'Aqua Net' hair...
Friday night, alone again.....so what am I doing tonight, I hear you ask? Am I going to make up for last Friday night spent cleaning the oven and go out on the town? Get drunk, dance my ass off, have a 3am breakfast and hit up some yard sales on my way home tomorrow morning? No, I'm staying home and I'm doing the ironing. This seals it! I am soooo pathetic!!! Hahah!! I'm almost 35 and I can think of nothing more fun to do on a Friday night than stay ...
Friday night, alone again.....so what am I doing tonight, I hear you ask? Am I going to make up for last Friday night spent cleaning the oven and go out on the town? Get drunk, dance my ass off, have a 3am breakfast and hit up some yard sales on my way home tomorrow morning? No, I'm staying home and I'm doing the ironing. This seals it! I am soooo pathetic!!! Hahah!! I'm almost 35 and I can think of nothing more fun to do on a Friday night than stay ...
Don't ask me how, but I stumbled across a site devoted to epitaphs earlier. The things people have put on their tombstones.... When I am dead and in my grave, and all my bones are rotten. While reading this you'll think of me when I am long forgotten! Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas pedal Instead of the brake She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her Here lies the body...