(These got forwarded to me via Email.....I have no idea who the original author is)     1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.   2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.   3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the to...

(These got forwarded to me via Email.....I have no idea who the original author is)     1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.   2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.   3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the to...

This blog is dedicated to the mullet, and all the mullet stylin' dudes...may you wear your mullets with pride (and give the rest of us hours more entertainment)! First, we have the 'Play some Skynrd, dude!' mullet.  The wearer of this mullet usually owns a Camaro or Firebird and has a penchant for black t shirts and hi-top tennis shoes: Next, we have the 'I'm just gorgeous' mullet. The wearer of this style can be identified by his excessive use of 'Old Spice' and 'Aqua Net' hair...

This blog is dedicated to the mullet, and all the mullet stylin' dudes...may you wear your mullets with pride (and give the rest of us hours more entertainment)! First, we have the 'Play some Skynrd, dude!' mullet.  The wearer of this mullet usually owns a Camaro or Firebird and has a penchant for black t shirts and hi-top tennis shoes: Next, we have the 'I'm just gorgeous' mullet. The wearer of this style can be identified by his excessive use of 'Old Spice' and 'Aqua Net' hair...

Friday night, alone again.....so what am I doing tonight, I hear you ask?  Am I going to make up for last Friday night spent cleaning the oven and go out on the town?  Get drunk, dance my ass off, have a 3am breakfast and hit up some yard sales on my way home tomorrow morning?   No, I'm staying home and I'm doing the ironing. This seals it!  I am soooo pathetic!!!  Hahah!!  I'm almost 35 and I can think of nothing more fun to do on a Friday night than stay ...

Friday night, alone again.....so what am I doing tonight, I hear you ask?  Am I going to make up for last Friday night spent cleaning the oven and go out on the town?  Get drunk, dance my ass off, have a 3am breakfast and hit up some yard sales on my way home tomorrow morning?   No, I'm staying home and I'm doing the ironing. This seals it!  I am soooo pathetic!!!  Hahah!!  I'm almost 35 and I can think of nothing more fun to do on a Friday night than stay ...

Don't ask me how, but I stumbled across a site devoted to epitaphs earlier.  The things people have put on their tombstones....   When I am dead and in my grave, and all my bones are rotten. While reading this you'll think of me when I am long forgotten!   Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas pedal Instead of the brake   She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her   Here lies the body...

Don't ask me how, but I stumbled across a site devoted to epitaphs earlier.  The things people have put on their tombstones....   When I am dead and in my grave, and all my bones are rotten. While reading this you'll think of me when I am long forgotten!   Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas pedal Instead of the brake   She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her   Here lies the body...

I've heard some of these before, but they're still funny.....   Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?     A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.    Q. What's a mixed feeling?     A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.  Q. What's the height of conceit?  A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.  Q. What's the definition of ma...