But I thought she was a virgin...??!!

Published on October 5, 2005 By dharmagrl In Current Events

So, Tom Cruise has gone and knocked up katie Holmes.

Katie Holmes. The girl who famously swore that she was a virgin....and that she'd stay a virgin until her wedding night.

Last time I checked, you actually had to have sex in order to get pregnant....unless there's some Scientology ritual that I'm not aware of that lets a person get preggers without having intercourse.

So, she's probably not a virgin anymore.

Guess she thought being engaged was close enough, huh?

Comments (Page 1)

greywar

on Oct 05, 2005

Shhh... you are ruining our fantasies here!

ParaTed2k

on Oct 05, 2005

In Scientology you are a virgin until your womb is "sanctified" by L. Ron Hubbard. ;~D

dharmagrl

on Oct 05, 2005

In Scientology you are a virgin until your womb is "sanctified" by L. Ron Hubbard. ;~D

Ahh....well, that means I'm a virgin! Yay! Wait 'til I tell Dave...he's going to be stoked!

Shhh... you are ruining our fantasies here!

Ahem...care to explain that a little further, Greywar?

Shovelheat

on Oct 05, 2005

Ahh, c'mon Dharma! Maybe she just took a tub bath after him! It could happen...

Moderateman

on Oct 05, 2005

Lets us give thanx that they did not indulge in anal sex, the birth of a scientoligist LAWYER is too much for me to bear.

sunwukong

on Oct 05, 2005

birth of a scientoligist LAWYER is too much for me to bear.

That horrible image aside, that gave me the best laugh today, Mm!

Moderateman

on Oct 05, 2005

Reply By: sunwukongPosted: Wednesday, October 05, 2005birth of a scientoligist LAWYER is too much for me to bear.That horrible image aside, that gave me the best laugh today, Mm!

wonderfull!! time to time I aim for the humor of things.

Ziggystyles

on Oct 05, 2005

I'm sure there's some other explaination for this other than sex. Tom Cruise? Oversexed? NEVER! Like we need another ranting idiot in the world (and I mean ranting like you think you know everything and that other's opinions don't count)!

Ziggystyles

on Oct 05, 2005

Oh...and let's not forget that in Biblical times (not that Scientology has anything to do with the Bible), that being engaged had the same legal status as did marriage itself... So...if we transfer that to modern times...then being engaged is as good as being married so hey baby...let's shag!

Locamama

on Oct 05, 2005

I think the key word there is "was". I "was" a virgen too. I think everytime my husband goes on a six month deployment I get to become a born again virgin after going without for so long. ha ha

Shovelheat

on Oct 05, 2005

I get to become a born again virgin after going without for so long.

I knew a girl in High School who decided to abstain because she wanted her cherry to grow back. Really! I'm not lying or making that up! I never did get find out if it did.

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 05, 2005

I made it through the wilderness......I made it through, oo oo oo............

ParaTed2k

on Oct 05, 2005

Ahh....well, that means I'm a virgin! Yay! Wait 'til I tell Dave...he's going to be stoked!

No, that only counts for Scientologists. ;~D

Dan Kaschel

on Oct 06, 2005

*breathes deeply of the air of Dharma's blog*

Katie Holmes.. the chick from batman, right? I think we're all familiar with the Hollywood Phenomenon. People swear to be true, then are subjected to ungodly amounts of pressure. Most crack; that's just how it is. Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, and maybe even Kelly Clarkson (but I'm rooting for her on this one- she's kept a good image thus far) are next in line. Remember, Lindsay Lohan (sp?) used to be the innocent type until she started traipsing about in public sans attire.

You know, I'm a daydreamer, and sometimes my celebrity daydreams include refusing things that everybody else seems to accept. But sometimes I wonder, if I was under that kind of psychological pressure, could I hold out? A question for the ages, I suppose.

Dan

Gene Nash

on Oct 06, 2005

She's still a virgin. But there's one very happy turkey baster in Cruise-land. (It was hand delivered from his publicist to her publicist.)

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