I'm having a bad back day.

I would do almost anything to rid myself of the burning, throbbing, aching sciatica that's running down my legs.  This is the worst it's been, ever.

The thing is, I know WHY I'm having a bad back day.  I have to go to the doctor this afternnon and, after I plead with him to temporarily put me out of my misery somehow, I'll have to explain just HOW I hurt myself this time.

*blushing*

I have a.....a.....fornication related injury.  Yes, you read it right.  Yes, you can get hurt having slightly rougher than usual sex, just ask the millions of dudes who have 'fractured' their penis' in much the same way I hurt my back again.

All it took was one good thrust on his part, a temporary instability on my part...and bob's your uncle.  Back pain, searing, nauseating back and leg pain.

I don't know whether to be ashamed that I'm so fragile that I get hurt getting laid, glad that I actually got some, or proud of my husband that he's got enough power to injure a person.

Oh the shame.....oh the pain!