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Published on February 4, 2007 By dharmagrl In Misc

I've made a pair of sock monkies. 

I've called the boy one Spanky - and if you need an explanation for that name then I don't think you should participate - but I can't think of a name for the girl one.  You can see my kind of humor coming through with the boy monkey's name, and I'd like to continue that with the girl one.

Help me name my monkey, JU, and I'll see if I can't come up with a little knitted something as a prize!


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on Feb 04, 2007
How about Muffy? (Sorry. I just watched That 70's show)
on Feb 04, 2007
Muffy's better than what I came up with: Skunk Guts.

I seem to have bypasssed your level of humor and plummeted straight into the basement, sorry.
on Feb 04, 2007
I can't believe you don't already know the perfect name for your monkeys. If one is named Spank, the other, with a nod to all Peter Gabriel fans in the studio audience, should be named Shock. 'Spank' the monkey, and 'Shock' the monkey. Of course.
on Feb 04, 2007
Muffy's better than what I came up with


Me too. i was thinking Georgette Bush or something on that order...   
on Feb 04, 2007
Jajajajajajaja . . . I was thinking Shameequah the BITCH-MONKEY!
on Feb 04, 2007
How about 'Sookie'? If you say it quick enough, it could sound like 'sucky' then you'd have Spanky and Sucky. I know, lowbrow but funny (says me, anyway).
on Feb 05, 2007
Hortense!
on Feb 05, 2007
Botton!
on Feb 05, 2007
Heidi
on Feb 05, 2007
Hottie!

or

Divalicious!
on Feb 05, 2007
Buffy (short for buffing)

or

Shines (short for MonkeyShines and maybe buffing)

or

Rubbin' Hood
on Feb 05, 2007
Spanky and Spunky?

I saw this article the other day and had a top notch suggestion and completely forgot it. I think Spunky is good though.

I agree with LW. We need pics!
on Feb 07, 2007
I guess mine is too subtle. Not a play on a euphemism for masturbation, but for intercourse. (Hide the monkey).
on Feb 07, 2007
"Spanky" alludes to masturbation?!?!?   
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