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Published on February 4, 2007 By dharmagrl In Misc

I've made a pair of sock monkies. 

I've called the boy one Spanky - and if you need an explanation for that name then I don't think you should participate - but I can't think of a name for the girl one.  You can see my kind of humor coming through with the boy monkey's name, and I'd like to continue that with the girl one.

Help me name my monkey, JU, and I'll see if I can't come up with a little knitted something as a prize!


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on Feb 07, 2007
The other names suggested are cute, but other than mine (Diddles) and uDigIt's (Buffy or Rubbin' Hood) none of them are playing off the "spank the monkey" theme I think Karen's trying for.


Ahem.

"Spanking the skunk guts." (Specifically female masturbation.)

But you probably weren't speaking about me, since it wasn't really a reccomendation for a name.

(Polishing the rocket. Manipulating the mangoes. Punching the clown. Polishing the bishop. Roughing up the suspect.)
on Feb 08, 2007
Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...   

on Feb 08, 2007
Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...


Actually..wikisaurus has a lot. WWW Link

Some of the ones that strike me as pretty amusing are:
frosting the muffin of love
five finger taco tango
giving the fuzzy bunny a carrot
strumming the ham banjo
playing the pelvic piano

~Zoo
on Feb 08, 2007
Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...


Double clicking the mouse . . .
on Feb 08, 2007


Actually..wikisaurus has a lot


Yellow-Paging the axe wound???     
on Feb 14, 2007
"Referencing the wikisaurus?"
on Feb 14, 2007
from "Operation Spunk Sock", you could get a "female" name "Spunkie". Hm, Spanky and Spunkie.
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