I'm naked.
Totally naked, for the first time in ages.
No accoutrements, no embellishments, no adornments...nothing.
No lotions, potions, no sprays, no perfumes, no gels, waxes, pomades...nothing.
No make up, not even any deodorant.
A towel, yes (sorry if I shattered your illusion!)..but I even had to take the nail color off my toe nails.
I didn't realise how much 'stuff' I use until I didn't use it.
Naked and listening to The Clash (Should I stay or should I go).
Preparing myself......
...I'm prepared. Let's get this show on the road.