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Published on January 16, 2006 By dharmagrl In Pets & Nature

The mystery of what the dog rolled in has been solved.

He asked to be let out again about half an hour ago and came in stinking again.  That prompted Dave and I to go out and see if we could find what he'd been wallowing in.  We came in empty handed.

Jake was the one who found it.  He came in and announced his findings:

"it's a mole.  A dead one.  It's all slimy n' stuff"

I went back out to see, and sure enough, there it was.  In a pile of dead leaves beside my rose bush (I left them there as partial protection from frost - it was either them on newspaper) there was a little mole carcass, partially liquified. One of those little bastards that had been tearing up the lawn last summer had finally met it's demise, and Henry had been rolling in it's rotting flesh.

The question now is: did Henry kill it sometime in the past and then conceal it, or did it make it's way there of it's own accord and Henry just now found it today?

Hmm.  I'd like to give him credit for killing it, but I'm not sure that it was him.  It could have been the cat, she's caught moles before (she left me one in the kitchen window flower bed last year).  Hmmm.

I guess we'll never know how it came to be there.  It's gone now, in a garbage bag inside another garbage bag, both tied tightly so no smell will escape and attract passing critters.

Poor Henry's had to get 2 baths in a single day (and he still smells faintly of dead things), and his harness that he wears when he's outside is soaking in pine sol and hot water.  I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to get the smell out, so Henners might have to get a new one. 

Liquifing mole.  Ick.


Comments
on Jan 16, 2006
Oooh, that is gross. Excuse me, I think I will retch a bit now.
on Jan 16, 2006
Excuse me, I think I will retch a bit now


Yeah, me too. I keep thinking that I can smell it still...it'a making me queasy. I think I'm going to go crazy with the PineSol around here tomorrow....
on Jan 16, 2006
That's all it was, Molasses?
on Jan 16, 2006

That's all it was, Molasses?

Mole-asses and mole-guts  and mole-god knows what else....that had been dead long enough to liquify and make a lovely stench that Henry found most appealing and decided to cover himself with.

He's been acting all hang-dog and sheepish all afternoon.  He still stinks a bit, too.

on Jan 16, 2006

hehe, what a dog!  Dogs love to roll on dead stuff.

The worst smell that one of my dogs came back with was from groundhog poop.  We had Duke over at my hubby's parents' house when he found it and rolled in it.  Took a whole bunch of tomato juice to get that stink off him.  I almost resorted to shaving the poor beast- it was that bad.

on Jan 16, 2006
Yup, dogs do love to find the stinkiest and stankiest stuff they can and perfume themselves up in it as much as possible. There hasn't been a dog I've ever had around that wouldn't do it, and I doubt there ever will be.

I think it's mother nature's joke upon those of us that domesticate such animals.
on Jan 16, 2006
I feel a bit sick now, thanks.

check your gmail
on Jan 16, 2006

I almost resorted to shaving the poor beast- it was that bad.

I clipped Henry's claws this afternoon because some of the stench had got trapped under them.  Oh Karma, he smelt BAD.  And he didn't know what he'd done; he sat there with his head down and his ears all droopy - daschshunds have a way of looking sad and crestfallen that no other dog can replicate and Henry was doing it this morning.  He didn't know what he'd done, all he knew was that we were all talking like we were mad at him and then he got plunked in the bath and scrubbed down.  Twice.  Poor boy...

Yup, dogs do love to find the stinkiest and stankiest stuff they can and perfume themselves up in it as much as possible.

You know, sometimes he comes into the bathroom when I'm soaking in the tub.  He'll rest his front paws in the edge so he can see in, and he looks at me as if to say 'why are you doing this?  You were just getting to smell really good to me, and now you're going and stinking yourself up again!'  Obviously we have different ideas about what's a nice scent of perfume to wear.

 

I feel a bit sick now, thanks.

check your gmail

Imagine what I felt like this morning when I was giving him a bath!  I had to pick him up and stand close to him so's I could wash him....it made me nauseated.

I'll go check my email now...

on Jan 16, 2006

I love dogs but this sort of thing drives home why I don't have one right now.  Kids give me enough reason to wretch on a regular basis.  I know I certainly couldn't handle dog with eau de dead mole right now.  I'd be spewing all over the place. 

As we said in the 80s...Grody!

on Jan 17, 2006

Kids give me enough reason to wretch on a regular basis. I know I certainly couldn't handle dog with eau de dead mole right now. I'd be spewing all over the place.

I almost did, and nobody cared.  Everyone else ran away with their noses covered, and I was left alone to put Henry in the kitchen sink and hose him down.  Once the worst was off of him, Shea came and helped, but nobody else wanted to know.

Apparently he's MY dog when he's been bad or is covered in dead mole, but when he's good he's EVERYONE'S dog. 

Go figure, huh?

on Jan 17, 2006

daschshunds have a way of looking sad and crestfallen that no other dog can replicate and Henry was doing it this morning.

I know that look.  Duke is a pro at that look.  You don't have to know he did something wrong- you just have to look at him, then go find what he did.  When you yell at him, he looks like a beaten dog.  And, they are so cute that it's hard to get very mad at them because you fell so bad and want to just pick them up and hug them.  I think its their defense mechanism for doing things like digging a whole in the carpet (Duke did that) or tearing up a favorite toy (Duke did that too) or ripping apart a rabbit (got to blame Duke, Roscoe and Holly for that one).  Dogs...such animals they are.

on Jan 17, 2006
Ewwwwwww, poor Dharma....sorry!

giggling, dogs are such delightful creatures! my dog rolled in horse manure once and I thought that was bad,
oh this dog of yours found much better stinky stuff!

on Jan 17, 2006

I know that look. Duke is a pro at that look. You don't have to know he did something wrong- you just have to look at him, then go find what he did

Henry works that look pretty well too.  And they say dogs are too dumb to be guilty.....Henry knows what's right and what's wrong, he just doesn't have enough self control to NOT do stuff.  That's when he slinks asround wearing that look....

I think its their defense mechanism for doing things like digging a whole in the carpet (Duke did that) or tearing up a favorite toy (Duke did that too) or ripping apart a rabbit (got to blame Duke, Roscoe and Holly for that one).

Henry's pretty good about not tearing stuff up, but he does have a penchant for crapping in the laundry room.  When he does it, he'll slink around (daschshunds are good at that too....head and body low, tail down, ears droopy, little slow steps and that sad eyed look) until someone sees him and figures out what he did.

my dog rolled in horse manure once and I thought that was bad,
oh this dog of yours found much better stinky stuff!

I'd have preferred horse poo, I think.  This stuff was baaaaaaddddddd.......I hope I never have to smell it again.  Ever.