In the interests of fairplay and equality, I've decided to counter the opening of the Dirty Old Man's Club with a club for us girls: The Dirty Chicks Club (DCC).
To be eligible for membership you must be female and have a sense of humor, be unashamed to tell nasty jokes....and a dirty 'hehehehehehe' laugh would be a definite plus. If you don't have the last, don't worry, we can teach you.
Welcome one and all, to the DCC! Let the entendres and insinuations flow!