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Published on September 16, 2005 By dharmagrl In Misc

(I'm trying to break up the monotony of 'pledge' articles to prevent and perhaps relieve some blogstipation)

Fatso, our resident squirrel, has been pretty active recently.  It's getting to be that time of year.....fall is coming, the time when squirrels start storing up food in preparation for the winter.

Here are some interesting squirrel facts:

Squirrels, whilst they may look like rats with fluffy tails, are actually genetically closer to groundhogs, chipmunks, and prarie dogs.

In the fall and winter a squirrels memory capacity expands by an estimated 10% (so's they can recall where they hid their stash).

A squirrel can smell its stored food through 2' of snow and up to 6" under the ground.

Squirrels are solitary critters, but during the harsh winter months they're good about letting other, less fortunate squirrels share their nests and homes.  Once the weather warms, though...those guests get turfed out.

Chick squirrels don't usually get knocked up by the same dude twice.

Squirrels teeth constantly grow to compensate for the wear they sustain by gnawing on twigs and nuts...and my tulip and daffodil bulbs from last year, the little bastards!

So there you have it, some fascinating facts about squirrels.  I hope that this has given you some relief.

 

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Comments
on Sep 16, 2005
Tee- heehee
My dh loves squirrals. I will be sure to email him a link.....
on Sep 16, 2005
Make boxes out of chickenwire or simlair material.
put the bulbs in them & cover to proper depth. This will keep them out!
on Sep 16, 2005

Make boxes out of chickenwire or simlair material.

I put chickenwire out, and they chewed through it.

I also tried cayenne, mothballs, human hair, urine, dog urine.....none of it works.  They got a taste for my bulbs, and they made a quest out of getting them.

on Sep 16, 2005
I put chickenwire out, and they chewed through it.


Didn't ya try electrifying it? Surprised they ate the daffodils though, usually they'll just dig at them, and move 'em around a bit. Most rodent type vermin (shquirrels too)don't like the taste.

I've found that poison and the electric ground stakes that put out a subsonic noise work best when used together for rats, ground squirrels, gophers, etc., but I know that the poison may be outside of your ethical posibilities. I've tried it without poison, (and without the stakes) but neither one kept the critters away by themselves.
on Sep 16, 2005
Squirrels are evil, intelligent, organized, and bent on destroying the human race. They live among us, and have us lulled into acceptance of them, but they are little tornados of teeth and claws, and once their plan is in place they'll be on us like white on rice...

Squirrel sympathizer!!!
on Sep 17, 2005

Squirrels, whilst they may look like rats with fluffy tails, are actually genetically closer to groundhogs, chipmunks, and prairie dogs.


And whether or not you want to admit it they "are" related to rats. As are prairie dogs.


Squirrels has been traced back 50 million years, from a fossil record made in North America. It is a rodent (Rodentia) in the Sciurus family. The species called Sciurus Carolinensis.



Prairie Dogs are robust rodents, slightly grizzled and fat. They have broad, rounded heads, hairy tails and short legs. The skull has 22 teeth.
on Sep 17, 2005

Squirrel sympathizer!!!

But Baker....they're so fluffy and they're so cute when they seal my bird seed and dig up my flower bulbs.....and gnaw through the trash can lid to get at the contents and spread them all over the yard....

I know that the poison may be outside of your ethical posibilities.

It is.  I don't want to kill them, I just want to discourage them.

on Sep 17, 2005
Squirrels are evil, intelligent, organized, and bent on destroying the human race. They live among us, and have us lulled into acceptance of them, but they are little tornados of teeth and claws, and once their plan is in place they'll be on us like white on rice...Squirrel sympathizer!!!

LMBO... Thanks for the laughs, Baker!
on Sep 17, 2005
laugh it up. Someday, slaving under your squirrel overlords you'll wish you'd have joined the resistance!!!
on Sep 17, 2005
Someday, slaving under your squirrel overlords you'll wish you'd have joined the resistance!!!


There's a resistance? How come nobody told me? I'd have joined....
on Sep 17, 2005
(Shhh. They'll hear you.)

OF COURSE THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.


(psst: anti-squirrel.com, THE BUSHY TAILED RAT, etc. Use Google, search: evil squirrels, the truth is out there, man. We will overcome!!)
on Sep 20, 2005
The Sqirrels are spys for the larger animals.
Who are plotting our down fall and if they get the insects to join, We are all up the creek!!

and gnaw through the trash can lid to get at the contents and spread them all over the yard....


Try putting laundry soap on the trash .