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Published on August 8, 2005 By dharmagrl In Pets & Nature

Polly the cat is doing what she's supposed to do - kill off rodents. 

Unfortunately she's not killing off the rodents we wanted her to, ie the moles that are terrorizing our lawn.  In the past month we've lost one hamster to her and tonight we lost Bert the mouse.

I couldn't sleep, so I was laying in bed watching Matchstick Men.  Polly was laying next to me purring...and out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of white movement and before I knew it the cat was up out of the bed and on it.  I knew what it was immediately...mice are masters of escape and Bert's got out before.  I had to wake up my husband to look under the bed and comfirm that it was indeed Bert (can't bend) -and it was.

Polly was apparently pretty proud of her catch because I had to chase her around the house to get her to give him up.  I finally caught her in the kitchen, swinging poor Bert's corpse around and batting it across the floor.  (It was a good thing I came in here too; she'd been in my embroidery floss box and had unravelled two skeins all over the living room).  I separated her from what was left of Bert and disposed of him properly.  She's now perched on the back of the couch, giving me the kitty evil eye and flicking her tail from side to side like she's mad.

My kids are getting quite accustomed to pet deaths lately, and I don't think it's a good thing.  I'm not replacing Bert the mouse or Pumpkin the hamster...I think that would be giving my kids the message that pets are disposable and replaceable, and I don't want them to have that attitude towards animals.

So tomorrow morning we'll no doubt have a mousey memorial service where we'll all try to say something nice about Bert.  Jake will cry, and Davey will make fun of him, and life will go on.

But we'll have to be more aware that we have an assasin in our midst.....

 


Comments
on Aug 08, 2005
i don't much like cats, but my parents had one big male siamese that i really enjoyed. they were living in nw indiana at the time...in a new subdivision built in between two big farms and a stand of woods. this cat would beg to be let out every morning no matter how cold or nasty it was. occasionally you could see him running down a rabbit. he caught a lotta his own food. he also was able to stand up on his hind legs, turn doorknobs and open doors (i've never seen another cat do anything similar)

perhaps you should invest in a large cat-eating snake just to keep polly honest?
on Aug 08, 2005
occasionally you could see him running down a rabbit


We had a cat when we were first married and living in england that liked to bring home baby rabbits. He used to bring home pigeons regularly too, cept he'd bring them home live and they'd flap and shit all over the kitchen.

We had a snake before....right now we're at max capacity as far as critters is concerned, and besides, the dog's supposed to keep the cat in check.

And a damn fine job he;s doing of it, as you can tell.
on Aug 08, 2005
I had a cat once named Ralph.... he used to go out courting skunks.... Yuck!..More than once he got sprayed and we had to bathe him in tomato juice to get the stink out... that was not fun.
Once he came home with a chunk of fur missing off his face... he decided to tackle a snake... the snake did not appreciate it.
Cats are like kids... full of mischief... but lots of fun to have around.
on Aug 08, 2005
Let's see, so far this year, our cats have managed to eliminate 6 birds, 7 voles, and one Squirrel.  That I know of.
on Aug 08, 2005
My flag´s on half mast for Bert commemoration minute, and I don´t mean another HTML flag. Courting Pepe the pew, gad! Poor squirrel. What our 3 U.S. cats did for 8 years was also bring in bird prey. They dropped it exactly next to their food bowls which were not empty, as they knew, making Mummy explain to us kids they were thanking us for the food by bringing it there in exchange.

You are right not to get more incompatible pets now, I also sense a metaphorical touch in ur message meaning it sure is good to be aware of ANY terrorist in your surroundings. Neat article! Some cats who have enough food inside the house may assume their protecting instict is expected to be limited to the bounds of ur domicile in opposite to external moles (another allegory, moles=stoolies)
on Aug 08, 2005

They dropped it exactly next to their food bowls which were not empty, as they knew, making Mummy explain to us kids they were thanking us for the food by bringing it there in exchange.

Toby, that is actually they way they honor you.  It is their gift of love to you.

on Aug 08, 2005
When I was a kid we had a cat walk up and adopt our family. She just showed up one day and decided to stick around. She was a totoise-shell that my folks named Zin, and she was friendly and fun, and liked to play and cuddle with us kids, but Zin was a stone killer. At least once a week mom would find the corpse of some animal on the back porch; it was Zin contributing to the family for room and board, I guess. Squirrels, birds, gophers, and once, a rabbit bigger than she was. A lioness in miniature.