....I broke my ribs!! Ha ha!!
In my rage over the AF's sodomizing us earlier I forgot to tell you:
I fell down the stairs and re-fractured my ribs! Hahahahaha!!!!(I'd do that in reality if it didn't hurt quite so bad)
I spent the morning in the ER! Hahahahaha!!!!
I'm on percocet! Hahahahahaha!!!!
(all laughter is genuine and in no way cynical or sarcastic. I don't know why, but I find the whole situation quite hilarious - perhaps it's the drugs)