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Published on June 19, 2005 By dharmagrl In Misc

I shouldn't have bought the latest edition of 'People' magazine.

Really, it was a bad idea. 

D's been gone 3 months, you see.  I've been lacking in male company for that long.  My hormones are stirring, as are my desires.  Things catch my eye that, were he here I'd either not notice or be able to do something about....if you know what I mean.

This weeks edition has '50 Hottest Bachelors' in it.  Beautiful, beautiful boys are within the covers...all gleaming white straight teeth and fashionable tousled hair.  They're fun to look at, but too...pefect.  Too styled.  I can flip through that and whilst I stop to loom at a few of them in particular, I'm really not too affected by them.

Something else is what made me stop in my tracks.

The first 2 pages are a commercial for American Express.  There are 2 bare chested men in it, one with a very chiseled jaw line and rugged good looks.  He's not the one that caught my eye.

The dude on the far left of the picture is what did it.  He has a physique much like my D, which I think is a big part of why I was so taken by his image....but the thing that topped me over the edge was his shorts.  He's wearing them a little low on the hips, and I can see the part of his belly right below his navel...and that happens to be my absolute favorite part on a guy, especially my guy.

Oh. My. Gawd.  Oh my.....the thoughts that ran through my head would make my mother blush.  Hell, they're making ME blush.  Wow.  Just wow.....

My husband needs to come home, and damn soon.....


Comments
on Jun 19, 2005

Well here, you can see for yourselves what set me off:



on Jun 19, 2005
Thanks D!... YUM!
on Jun 19, 2005

YUM!

Oh yeah.......yum is right!

on Jun 20, 2005
My wife has a thing for this spot too. What is it about there?

on Jun 20, 2005
OMG!!! Who sent a pic of ME to people Magazine??? I'm suing!
on Jun 20, 2005

My wife has a thing for this spot too. What is it about there?

I dunno.  Maybe it's because we don't have a spot like that, ours is usually more rotund and filled with baby carrying equipment.  Maybe it's because your tackle (junk) is in such close promximity and that excites us (I think that's what I can't help but think about when I see D's belly like that.). 

I dunno, I just know that it does.

Mano: File suit, baby! Join the great american sue-a-thon!

on Jun 20, 2005
Hmm, thanks for the answer, Dharma. I asked T last night what it was and she said 'it is just an indefinable something about the spot' but I have a suspicion it might be as you suggested - the proximity to 'the tackle'.

Cheers,

Maso