I dunno if any of you have managed to see the premier of the latest 'Surreal Life' series on VH1.....but if you're easily disturbed, I wouldn't recommend that you do.
Those of you with a slightly warped sense of humor might get a pretty big laugh out of it.
You see, Vern Troyer of 'Mini Me' fame is in it. In the first episode (which I caught on Sunday but had to watch again tonight because it was so....disturbing but funny at the same time) he gets drunk. I mean rolling, falling, shit-faced, dunno where I am drunk. One of his compadres (The actor who played Peter on the Brady Bunch, of all people) has to pick him up and carry him back into the house and put him to bed, where he semi-passes out and starts making thrusting motions with his hips and orgasmic moaning sounds.... only half an hour later Vern's up and rolling on the scooter the show provided for him....and he's butt-ass nekked.
Not only is he drunk and butt-ass nekked, he's urinating in the corner of the hallway, having (in his drunken stupor) mistaken it for the rest-room.
What else can I say? What else is there TO say? I don't think I can top that....I don't think there's anything else I can add that would accurately describe the scene.
You're just going to have to see it for yourselves to understand....