Henry's response

Published on November 28, 2004 By dharmagrl In Pets & Nature

Henry, my weiner dog, has some things to say about the article I published about him this afternoon...

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Ahem...I will give this my best shot at translation...

im not a yobbo like she said i just like the new green thing with the shiny stuff that she put out for me to play with and she put a nice new blanket under it for me but she yells at me when i go lay down on it and try to be a good dog like she wants. i dunno what im supposed to do. i think i'll go poo in the corner that'll teach her to tell me i'm a naughty boy. oh, and if anyone has any leftover bird from the other day im available to come and take care of it for you.

Hmmm....and they say animals are stupid...

Comments

Danny Bassette

on Nov 28, 2004

Sure Henry, you can come visit me, I have lots of yummy foodstuff for you

pssst, dharma, it will take henry so long to get here that you won't have to worry about the christmas tree anymore

dharmagrl

on Nov 28, 2004

it will take henry so long to get here that you won't have to worry about the christmas tree anymore

He'd have no legs left by the time he got there! He'd never make it out of Illinois!

I'll tell him what you said, tho.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 28, 2004

Sorry you're having trouble with the pooch, dharma, but it sure makes for some great blogs!

dharmagrl

on Nov 28, 2004

Sorry you're having trouble with the pooch, dharma,

He's naughty, but in a cute kind of way. I'm really glad I crate him when I'm gone or who knows what he'd have been into by now. He pisses D off more than anything else, and D acts like he doesn't like him...but then I come home from work to find them curled up on the couch together. Yeah, he doesn't like him, alright.

he's not that bad...he's just incorrigible. I caught him jumping at the tree just now, and when I said his name he turned around and looked at me with such a sweet, innocent look on his face.....

iamheather

on Nov 29, 2004

oh, and if anyone has any leftover bird from the other day im available to come and take care of it for you.

I have a nice tasty appetizer named Druscilla that might ease your appetite, Henry.

Cute article dharmagrl. I am so glad to see that you are not done!

mignuna

on Nov 29, 2004

hi henry !. big hugs from australia!. our mum likes your mum. we had ice cubes in our water today as it was very hot.

"woof woof",

love from,

scooter (x-staffy) and harriet (x-foxie) XXXXX

thatoneguyinslc

on Dec 04, 2004

Damn...That's one smart weiner doggie

KarmaGirl

on Dec 07, 2004

Last year we put baby gates around our tree to keep our Welsh Corgi pup out of the tree. She kept climbing into the presents then started chewing on the corners. This year isn't a lot better with her, but at least she listens when I yell at her.

It's hard to get mad at weiner dog puppies, though. You yell at them and they look at you like you hit them or something.

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