That's right, take my advice and never feed your dog cabbage.

I gave my dachshund some red cabbage that I cooked for supper last night...and he's tooted all day today.  Some of them have made noise, and he's turned around to look at his bottom as if to say 'What's that noise?  Where's it coming from?'

I'm surprised he hasn't floated away today, or propelled himself around the house at 60 miles an hour.

He's sitting on my lap as I write.....*gag, cough*...this.   I think that was... *eeeeewwww, gag*...a mistake.