I syumbled across this story this morning: Link
Basically, this couple in England named their son Drew. Nice, normal name, right?
His last name is Peacock. Slightly unusual, but still pretty tame.
But put the two together. Drew, Peacock. Drew Peacock. DrewPeacock.
I'll leave you to figure the rest out by yourselves.
The sad thing is they didn't realize what they had done until the dad googled 'Drew Peacock' and the default speller came back with 'did you mean droopy c*$k?'
That poor, poor child. He's destined for a life of teasing.....
...if I were him, I'd change my name. Perhaps 'Eric Shun' would be a good alternative.