Dave and I are watching 'The Surreal Life' re-run on VH1.
Brigitte Nielsen - that chick that married Sylvester Stallone, that big Amazon-looking chick - is in it.
I have to say that time hasn't treated her well.....and she insists on walking around in nothing but a thing and grinding her crotch on and at everything that moves. She hits on men (and women) indiscriminately ..... she is, to be blunt, sickening. Nasty. She makes me cringe.
Brigitte, do us all a favor, put your clothes back on and go away. Far away. Perhaps to the Himalayas. I'm sure the Yeti's would find you appealing.
I know I don't.