SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY

Published on August 10, 2004 By dharmagrl In Blogging

Sorry for the all caps title, but I did it for a reason.

I want to hurt Diamond-D. I want to shake him until his teeth rattle and make him understand that pretty much nobody here is interested in any way in Biznet productions or Fred Whats-his-name or any of the other stuff he puts out.

No wait....he did throw out some Patton quotes earlier that I'd have liked to read...but he didn't space or paragraph any of them and after the third one my eyes hurt - so I quit.

Diamond-D, if you read this: I'm sure that Fred and Biznet are very important to you, and I'm glad that you've found something that you connect with and believe in...but dude, give it a rest already!

By the way, if you'd enabled commenting on your articles I'd have told you this a long time ago.....

Comments (Page 1)

Texas Wahine

on Aug 10, 2004

Right on, Dharmagrl! Use your garlic breath to disable him!

Gene Nash

on Aug 10, 2004

But Fred Harteis is a genius!
Fred Harteis wants only the best for all!
Fred Harteis is the kindest most benevolent individual that ever lived!
Fred Harteis is like unto us a god!
Fred Harteis farts Channel No. 5 and pees pure champagne!
Fred Harteis ... um... Fred Harteis ... whooo (shakes head)

...damn hypnotic blog titles!!!!!

Texas Wahine

on Aug 10, 2004

dharmagrl

on Aug 10, 2004

Use your garlic breath to disable him!

I think I need Chip to come and do his time manipulation thing...so I can delete all his friggin' articles, make him forget all about JU and sign him up over at blogspot.com.

Gene...you ok, man? Come on, snap out of it......you have the power, dude, you can do it!!!

Texas Wahine

on Aug 10, 2004

Perfect.

See, we're making the world a better place already!

chiprj

on Aug 10, 2004

I am with you here. I clicked on the Patton quotes and was immediately disgusted. And he disables comments, so you can't give him feedback. He's too busy posting feedback other people have given him.

It's one thing to post articles I don't want to read. A lot of people do that around here. But if you want people to read it, don't make it unreadable. I'll gladly use my time manipulation powers to allow the league of extraordinarily ordinary (not-so)gentlepeople (do we have a name?) time to delete his account and sign him up at blogspot.

Oh, and I knew exactly what this article was about without having to read it. Spooky. Must be some subliminal telepathy that league members possess.

dharmagrl

on Aug 10, 2004

It's one thing to post articles I don't want to read. A lot of people do that around here.

Yes, I know. But this guy monopolises the article board - he's the blogging equivalent of a machine gun, spewing forth nonsensical articles left right and center. Then, when he does write something worthwhile, he makes it unreadable. I think he's been brainwashed.....

The comment disabling is the thing I find most frustrating.

chiprj

on Aug 10, 2004

Yes, I know. But this guy monopolises the article board - he's the blogging equivalent of a machine gun, spewing forth nonsensical articles left right and center.

I just went and checked. He's posted 55 articles in 11 days. Even the ones under humor, blogging, and philosophy are the same thing - ads for his business. His newest article 'FRED & LINDA HARTEIS LEADERSHIP TEAM' is a cut and paste job of an older article he posted at the end of July. It's the same article with the same title. The only difference is that the older one is slightly more readable.

M-Post

on Aug 10, 2004

He's been doing blatant marketing for a while here now that I've seen...

Is there a petition to sign? hehe...

dharmagrl

on Aug 10, 2004

It's the same article with the same title. The only difference is that the older one is slightly more readable.

I can't tell much of a difference between any of them...after the first couple of words all I take in is "blah blah blah"

dharmagrl

on Aug 10, 2004

Is there a petition to sign? hehe...

Not yet...are you volunteering?

mignuna

on Aug 10, 2004

now i'm the one who is laughing until i nearly pee

I want to shake him until his teeth rattle

i want to see that !

vanessa/mig XX

chiprj

on Aug 10, 2004

Not yet...are you volunteering?

I'm readying a particularly engrossing story with which to manipulate time... petitions aren't my gig... who's the leauge's clerk?

Ravenblack

on Aug 10, 2004

Diamond D may be a bot.

Texas Wahine

on Aug 10, 2004

I apologize for doing this, but I have an unrelated (and likely very stupid) question:

How do I post photos? I have no clue. I am both sad and pathetic and in need of assistance.

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