Shh....what I'm about to tell you you cannot tell anyone else.  I'm afraid that if I tell too many people I'll jinx myself and it won't come true/be true.

The morons next door are moving off base.  Next week.  I heard it from my friend down the street, and my kids also heard the same thing from the moron's kids.   My friend down the street is a no-bullshit kind of gal, so I tend to believe her....and the moron's kids are famously big-mouthed when it comes to secrets, so I'm inclined to think that this is a 'for real' situation.

I have yet to ascertain if they're being asked politely to move by the military or if they just decided that they want to live off base......to be honest, I don't care.  All I know is that if this is true and actually comes to pass my life for the next 35 days is going to be much more peaceful and stress-less. 

I want to celebrate. I want to have a party in honor of the occasion.....but that wouldn't be nice and it also might upset the karmic scales that have just started to tip in our (Dave and I) favor.  So I'll settle for being privately satisfied instead. 

D'ya think I should send them a goodbye card?!