My neighbor is a retard. A straight up idiot.
Between out 2 houses there is a strip of grass that's about 20 ft wide. One end of it leads out into the street, the other to a huge playground and open field area behind the houses. Our houses are split level, which means that the bedroom windows are at ground level along the side of the house where the grass is.
This moron is out there, on the strip of grass between the houses, golfing. Hitting golf balls out into the street where everyone's cars are parked. He's hit the external wall of my house 4 times now, and has tapped Shea's bedroom window once. I don't know if he's hit any cars yet...mine's in the garage, so it's safe, but there's a very nice Durango directly in his line of fire, and an Intrepid parked right next to it.
We have all this open field and grassland less than 25 feet away, but he chooses to golf by the side of my house, and is hitting the balls out into the street, no less!
Sometimes I wonder how some people make it through the day without injuring themselves or someone else.