I read an article in a British newspaper this morning about a new Lingerie Football League. (there's a couple of nice pictures in that article....)
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Apparently lovely ladies have signed up not for the traditional role of cheerleaders, but as players. They don't wear the traditional pads and spandex, they wear bras and garter belts instead.
I'm not a dude, but it would seem to me that this is the best of both worlds for guys.