I'll never be the same again

after what I saw.

Published on May 5, 2004 By dharmagrl In Humor

I saw something that no person should ever have to see.

An elderly (in his 70's, easily) overweight (very) man in a miniscule speedo.

His gut hung so far over his thighs that looking at him from the front he appeared to be naked. It was only when he turned to the side slightly the the speedo was visible - although barely.

I can't get the vision out of my head. Somebody help me.....

Comments

greywar

on May 05, 2004

There ought to be a law.... I revoked my own spandex licensce years ago. (ok so I never wore a speedo ever but hey...)

dharmagrl

on May 05, 2004

I wear speedo, but it's different for me 'cos I'm a girl.

There really should be a law, or some kind of warning. No-one, I repeat, no-one, needs to see that. Ever. I'm traumatized. I'm just glad my kids didn't witness it.

greywar

on May 05, 2004

I agree, no one should be forced to see "Big Jim and the Twins in Bas-relief" in spandex ever on *any* male no matter how buff....

Janders

on May 05, 2004

Ohh poor thing...... I hope you get some selective amnesia!

Erk.

on May 06, 2004

Another shitty Australian invention unleashed upon the unsuspecting world....

...Downunder, we call 'em dicktogs. Only surf lifesavers and old perv's wear them.

The life savers have to wear them, so their bum cheeks get purchase on the surf ski.

But the old perv's....... yechh!!

Wreckless.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on May 06, 2004

I wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.

crimson

on May 06, 2004

wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.

The mental image is astounding...

dharmagrl

on May 06, 2004

But the old perv's....... yechh!!

Agreed. Very, very nasty. Not even every nice if you have the body of an adonnis..they make your willy look small(er), IMO, and I have no desire to see someone's nuts encased in spandex. Yukky. Plus, as you said, Wreckless, they tend to ride up, exposing ass cheek and giving you a wedgie.

I'm still traumatized. I may have to have therapy to get the image out of my head.

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