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Published on February 17, 2007 By dharmagrl In Current Events

Britney Spears has shaved her head, and in public to boot. I'm not talking 'pixie' haircut short, I'm talking all off, smooth to the touch BALD:

She's been on a slippery slope since.....well, even before her marriage to that sleaze-ball dirtbag Kevin Federline.  It's hard to pinpoint the actual thing that made her lose her mind (there's so much to choose from; the constant paparrazi presence, the divorce, 2 babies under the age of 2, the allegations of poor parenting, the marriage, the all night, every night partying, a friendship with Paris Hilton - which would have been enough to make me lose my mind in itself - the drugs, the sex but a distinct lack of rock and roll) but I think it's fairly obvious that losing her mind she is.  It's as if she's standing in the middle of the street screaming for help, but nobody is hearing her. 

I think that it's obvious she needs some help from some mental health specialists, and I don't mean just for drug or alcohol addiction - I think that the root of her issues lies far, far deeper than that.  Whatever she needs, I know that she's not going to find it in a nightclub or a bar - heck, I'm not even sure she'll find it in the celebrity la-la land of Hollywood.  Honestly, I think she just needs the chance to be normal for a bit and to do normal things - like be a mother to her boys, cook, clean the house, do some laundry, watch TV and get a good nights sleep, those kind of things.  The things that millions of people across America do every day, all year long.  It's not normal to shave your head in public, y'all - although now we can be sure that the carpet matches the drapes.

Justin Timberlake made a comment last year about seeing photos and interviews of Britney and not even knowing 'who that person is anymore'.  I agree with him.  

 

 


Comments
on Feb 17, 2007
I'd like to rub it for good luck.
on Feb 17, 2007
She's a bone head.
on Feb 17, 2007
Incredible. She is in serious need of psychological help, just as you said. Although I don't know why people are so wrapped up in the celebrity phenomenon, it is just sad to watch this poor white trailer-trash girl get completely kicked around by the society that created her.
on Feb 18, 2007
Dang. And I thought she was ugly before.

Did anyone ever see the fourth Friday the 13th movie? The one where the kid goes nuts and shaves his head to make himself look like Jason at the time of his pre-teen drowning? Just before the kid takes a machette and hacks the big lug to bits? (Yeah, Corey Feldman killed Jason. It's a burden we have to bear.) Dude, that's exactly what's going on in those pictures. All I can say is, don't let her near anything long and sharp.



she just needs the chance to be normal


Anyone who goes on TV crying and begging for privacy, only to immediately turn around and appear nude and pregnant on a magazine cover is so far beyond "normal" as to be hopeless.


completely kicked around by the society that created her.


Build 'em up, tear 'em down. It's the American way.

on Feb 18, 2007
As one could have easily guessed, locks of her shaved off hair are now being sold on eBay. People are truly morons.
on Feb 18, 2007
As one could have easily guessed, locks of her shaved off hair are now being sold on eBay


Hmmm... I wonder what a small patch of her hair would be worth? I had a girlfriend once who said she paid her way through college selling hers...  
 
on Feb 18, 2007
Here's little Tommy Jarvis just before going postal on Jason:




See what I mean?

I think K-Fed should go into seclusion for a while. I can hear it now... "I'm sorry, officer. He came at me wearing a hockey mask. How could I have known it was my ex under there? I couldn't. Oh, I always carry a machete. Just in case, y'all."

Should be good for a few more magazine covers. She could even start dating O.J. or something.
on Feb 18, 2007
Accckkkk!!!!! I knew it! She's a dude in a red strapless dress!!!

Good grief. Add the BCGs (birth control glasses for the non-cognescetti.....) and she could be confused for me in basic training. (not that I looked THAT ugly)
on Feb 18, 2007
I feel sorry for Britney. I hope she is able to get it together for her boys. It really is sad.