FATkins diet?

Funny stuff...

Published on April 30, 2004 By dharmagrl In Humor

My husband sent me this this morning....

Link

Be warned, it has some graphic language in it...but I about peed my pants laughing at it.

Let me know what you think....

Comments

shadesofgrey

on Apr 30, 2004

that was brilliant.

The other day my roommate told me a story about a girl in her office. Apparently, said coworker was at Mass and had to leave early--right after communion. So she walks out of the church and notices another girl has left as well and is heading to the parking lot. To the coworker's horror, the other girl takes the communion host out of her mouth and throws it on the ground.

The coworker looks at the girl with a clear WTF expression, to which the girl replies, "do you know how many carbs were in that?"

crimson

on Apr 30, 2004

loved it!
shades: no kidding!

eat proper portions, excercize regularly, choose wisely... duh... having said that, I still need to do it. I guess the other thing that I left out is stick with it!

dharmagrl

on Apr 30, 2004

The other day my roommate told me a story about a girl in her office. Apparently, said coworker was at Mass and had to leave early--right after communion. So she walks out of the church and notices another girl has left as well and is heading to the parking lot. To the coworker's horror, the other girl takes the communion host out of her mouth and throws it on the ground.The coworker looks at the girl with a clear WTF expression, to which the girl replies, "do you know how many carbs were in that?"

Ok...so she's catholic, so she adheres to the idea of transubstantiation...

...apparently Jesus is all carbs, huh?

Janders

on Apr 30, 2004

That was awesome.... I Like "If your a fat bastard, be a fat bastard".

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