I have just come across the coolest knitting pattern.  THE coolest pattern.  Of all the patterns I have come across, this is the coolest.

It's a doll knitting pattern (patternS, actually).  Not an ORDINARY doll, not just some plain old regular baby doll. 

A Joey Ramone doll.  JOEY FREAKIN' RAMONE!  How cool is that?!!

But the fun doesn't end there; I also found a Henry Rollins doll pattern, complete with tattoos.  Yes, you read that right.  HENRY ROLLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  With TATTOOS!

As if Joey Ramone and Henry Rollins weren't enough, the chick rockers get a doll too: Joan Jett.  OH YEAH!  JOAN JETT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm making a Joey Ramone doll for a certain little wahine who will be gracing the world with her presence in the not too distant future.  Her bro's sport mohawks, so I think it only proper that their little sistah be able to represent with her 'My First Punk Rawker' Joey Ramone dolly.  The other stuff I'm knitting for her is pretty punk rawk-y too, but I'm not going to tell y'all any more about that because it'll spoil the surprise.  I'll just say that I think it's fekkin' cool and I'll leave it at that. 

Punk rock knitted dolls!  That's too freakin' cool!!!