Dear Sir Peter...

...I think I'm your daughter.

Published on March 3, 2004 By dharmagrl In Misc

Dear Sir Peter,

If you'll excuse my being so forward , Sir, but I think I'm your daughter.

From what I've been able to ascertain so far, Sir, my mother was in your parent's employ as a housemaid from the summer of 1968 until early 1969. I shan't give her name here, Sir, but I think you'll remember her: she had fair hair, blue eyes and she took your virginity...or should I say, you took hers.

Given what little I know about your background, Sir, and the dates, places etc, I have a sneaking suspicion that you and I may be biologically related.

Please don't think that I am telling you this in order to weasel my way into your vast fortune, Sir, I am a very modest person and am happy and content with the life that I have made for myself. I merely wish to make myself known to you, and have no expectations of you. I simply wish to know the truth; to know if you are indeed my father. If you are, I will be greatly honored to call a man of such esteem and greatness as yourself "Dad" (or "Pater", if you prefer, it's a little more refined, don't you think?).

Thank you for your time, Sir. I look forward to your reply.

Your (perhaps) daughter.,

Dharma.

Comments (Page 2)

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 05, 2004

My dear child I am sorry to hear that your mother has passed away it is a great shame. I just want to say that she made the right decision when she chose not to tarnish the Maxwell name, for the Maxwell Dynasty is higher than royalty is most eyes.

Oxfordshire is a wonderful place to grow up in but i didn't attend Oxford University, I was actually educated at Harvard business school along with my close personal friend Bill Gates before he dropped out. That is where Bill and myself started our life long friendship and business relationship.

Who is the boy showing business acumen, what is the boys name and what business ventures has he started. I was in fact a keen investor in the stock market at 9 years of age. My father allowed me to trade stocks and shares as a way to educate myself in the ways of global finance so i am glad that my grandson is showing similar inclinations.

I would be interested in meeting with you and your family in September, maybe you can all stay with me in my mansion and we can start to build a relationship (you won't get any money though)

This whole connection has been made possible by the power of Maxwell Blogs™

Dynosoar

on Mar 05, 2004

May I forward this fantastic human interest story to the London Times, or perhaps for the States side The National Enquirer?
Dharma, this story could be worth millions if you gave an exclusive.
Sir Peter, as a matter of now public record, I would reccomend that you compensate your daughter in exchange for her silence.
I will kindly broker any settlement.....for 30%.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 05, 2004

You may forward it to the National Enquirer, I haven't had any significant fame in the US since the 70's so i would welcome the promotion old chap

dharmagrl

on Mar 05, 2004

Well, Sir Peter, he is as i said a most tenacious young lad. He is ruthless when it comes to financial matters and has hired other kids to work for him...says he shouldn't have to soil his hands with labor when there are plebs to do the dirty work for him. He, in turn, pays them a minimal amount for their troubles and banks the rest for himself.

Rest assured, Sir, I shall not be exposing you to any tawdry scandal. To do so would bring shame upon the Maxwell family name, and seeing as I am almost one of you I would only be hurting myself. (I hope you don't mind my considering myself as almost one of you, Sir...I'm just so excited at all this!)

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 07, 2004

He sounds like a Maxwell alright. I am glad he is following in his Grandfathers footsteps by hiring other kids to work for him and even paying them a minimal salary, I am most proud of the boy.

I am glad you hear you won't be exposing my family to any scandal aw we have a major "incident" about to explode in the media concerning my son Richard - Full article on this will follow

Over and Out

Sir Peter Maxwell

psychx

on Mar 07, 2004

this is funny weird and funny haha at the same time...

dharmagrl

on Mar 07, 2004

Thank you, Sir.

I must say that I am dismayed at the amount of negative comments that have been made about the glorious Maxwell family in the past few days. It would seem that certain undesirables have tried to cast doubt and scandal upon you Sir, and I for one shall have none of it. Rest assured that I will always defend your honor and that of the Maxwell family name.

May I enquire what my half brother has done, Sir? And offer my assistance, of course.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 07, 2004

Thankyou Dharma you are becoming an invaluable asset to the Maxwell family and I fully agree that certain undesirables are stepping up their campaign against me.

Your half brother Richard has shall we say committed a sexual indiscretion, while it is nothing illegal it is very embarrassing to me. I will post an article about this in the next few days

dharmagrl

on Mar 07, 2004

I see Sir...and I shall see, it would appear.

I will wait with baited breath for the article.

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