The perils of Googling oneself.

Published on January 11, 2005 By dharmagrl In Internet

I was lacking anything else constructive to do (well, that's not entirely true but that's what I'm going to tell y'all) so I Googled my screen name this morning. Link

Yeah...not a really good thing to have done.

My illusion of being the only Dharmagirl on the planet were shattered. There are a few of us...and some of us seem to be into some pretty kinky stuff.

There's the Dharmagirl who's listed herself in a adult personal ad site. Looking at this one was scary at first because she's the same age as me -my first thought was that I'd pissed off someone who had enough personal info on me to create an ad like that using my details - but then I read further and saw that she's in NY state and only has 2 kids, whereas I'm in the midwest and have 3.

There's the Dharmagirl who's registered in the BDSM chatroom. I have to say that while my personality might suggest otherwise at times, I'm certain I'm not into bondage and domination sex.....and I sure as hell aint submissive.

Then there's yet another Dharmagirl listed at yet another bondage site. What is it with chicks named Dharma liking getting tied up and beaten? I'm seeing a trend here, and I don't like it.

Next comes the Dharmagirl who registered with a Des Moines animal welfare site...now that's more like me. I could see myself doing that. This one gave me some hope that not all dharmagirls were kinky sex fiends.

There's another Dharmagirl who has a blog that shows up on Google. I couldn't open the link to go see what she's like.....I'll keep trying though.

My final visit (and the one that made me want to stop looking for more) was to dharmagirl.com . Yeah....not really me either. Cool if you're looking for porn, I guess......but the less said about that, the better.

So, I'm not the only dharmagirl...and most of the other Dharma's are into some questionable sexual practices.

I just hope no-one gets us confused......

Comments (Page 2)

dharmagrl

on Jan 11, 2005

I googled myself. but I gotta tell ya it ain't as much fun as having someone else google ya....... lmao

Hehe.....

Gonna have to google my name and see whats out there.

Ooh, let me know what you found!

It's simply impossible to search for "XX" there's billions of programming, porno and etc sites with "XX" somewhere in it.

Yeah....it'd take you days to sift through it all.

im the only spazmire11 how strange it only gave back 2 results

Hmm, imagine that! What results did you get, btw?

To 'Google' is introspective...

Indeed it is.....

Moderateman

on Jan 11, 2005

Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Tuesday, January 11, 2005I googled myself. but I gotta tell ya it ain't as much fun as having someone else google ya....... lmaoHehe.....

I feel I must warn you all excessive googleing can cause blindness, hair growing on your palms,spending excess time in the bathroom, and stains on underclothing.

Action_Jay

on Jan 11, 2005

The real me still clocks in the top two results. I'm proud of that. Of course, the bio from my old site is horribly out of date. Barring those results, though, I'm also President & Director Center for Automotive Research, with a Master's Degree in Industrial and Operations Engineering. Not bad for a guy who knows nothing about cars.

on Jan 11, 2005

Yeah....it'd take you days to sift through it all.

More like months. Only way to find something about myself is to refine my search terms.

latour999

on Jan 11, 2005

Interesting...I found a french sociologist named Bruno Latour, 2 wine makers, a guy who copyrighted callclerk, www.latour.com is a travel company, Latour and Lleras immigration lawyers, a french painter by the name of Henri Fauntin Latour, a hotel in Paris, a Canadian pianist (Interesting...I thought I quit when I was in grade 5), La Tour restaurant and bar, another wine maker, something that appears to be in German, and, well, most of the stuff that comes up appears to be in languages that I don't understand (French, German, Chinese?)

By googling my name, I discovered that I play basketball in New Jersey, canoe, play baseball, work as a janitor in a Catholic school, am a principal of another school, and died at 41. Interesting...

dharmagrl

on Jan 11, 2005

By googling my name, I discovered that I play basketball in New Jersey, canoe, play baseball, work as a janitor in a Catholic school, am a principal of another school, and died at 41

Dude, you've been busy! How ever do you find the time?

InBloom

on Jan 11, 2005

I laughed when I read this....I once typed my real name into the address box just to see which site it would take me to ....turned out to be an adult sex toy web site lol

Angloesque

on Jan 11, 2005

Googling my maiden name produced someone calling me a "witch, which should be spelled with a B."

I was popular in college.

-A.

dharmagrl

on Jan 11, 2005

I once typed my real name into the address box just to see which site it would take me to ....turned out to be an adult sex toy web site lo

Holy cats......that's led me to wonder just what in the heck your real name is!

Googling my maiden name produced someone calling me a "witch, which should be spelled with a B."

I was popular in college.

Errm..yeah, it would apprear so!

The real me still clocks in the top two results. I'm proud of that.

I'd be pretty dang proud of that too!

Barring those results, though, I'm also President & Director Center for Automotive Research, with a Master's Degree in Industrial and Operations Engineering. Not bad for a guy who knows nothing about cars.

Nope, not bad at all. Kinda like me..the clog wearing Buddhist wanna-be hippe being the dominatrix with the cat-o-nine-tails and the handcuffs.....although i will admit to owning and having used handcuffs, but it was purely in the line of duty. Really, it was.

Really. Honestly....it was.....

SuperheroCanadian

on Jan 11, 2005

the one, the only, SHC.

Only comes up with me. i guess thatsa good thing

retiredmaster

on Jan 12, 2005

Googling my nick finds... me! And other heraldry stuff, because that's just about the only place you use 'essorant', other than when you say "oh, not another skin by...".

Erk.

on Jan 12, 2005

Hehe ...googling mine brings up a band based in England.

...but I had it first, I tell ya!

WrecklessEric waves to dharmagrl

hi!

Erk.

on Jan 12, 2005

Fly one off to you tomorrow, hon ...2.AM in Oz, and I was just off to bed.

dharmagrl

on Jan 12, 2005

Only comes up with me. i guess thatsa good thing

That's a VERY good thing, IMO.

And other heraldry stuff, because that's just about the only place you use 'essorant', other than when you say "oh, not another skin by...".

I had wondered about that...

WrecklessEric waves to dharmagrl hi!

ERIC!!! BABE!!!! How the heck are you??? Drop me a line if you feel like it....dharmagirl69@gmail.com

JDavidHarper

on Jan 12, 2005

Ick. I googled my real name once, and found a really old Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic that I wrote when I was ten or so. This would have been bad enough by itself, but then someone had to go and MST3K it! Hilarious, but humiliating.

::shudder::

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