*steps up on soap box, clearing throat*  Ahem.....

I have occasion to watch 'Growing Up Gotti' last night.  I was disgusted.

Short little Momma Gotti, with her fake boobs and fake hair and fake lips and fake tan, strutting her stuff in a skirt that's too short for a woman her age and her size, complaining about any and everyone like she's Queen Turd of Shit Hill.  Her boys, the most obnoxious, ill-mannered, idiotic kids who have to have everything they say subtitled because they're so inarticulate...ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!  She just rubs me the wrong way, and her kids...well, I wrote an article about the lack of respect kids today show their elders, and they epitomize that.  They're rude, irreverent.... just horrid.  And who the hell is she, anyway?  Why is she famous?  Because of her dad? The 'teflon don', who died of throat cancer in a federal penitentiary? Who made a living coercing, killing and stealing from people? Yeah, that's something  to be proud of.  She writes for 'The Star' she says, she has a column and was whining about making her deadline.  Just for kicks, I checked it out today...it's 4 freakin' paragraphs.  of gossip.  My 11 year old could have written better.  There's no journalistic talent in what she does, she got the job because of her name (again).  The whole family makes me cringe.

Speaking of cringeworthy, I've been watching 'The Bounty Hunter' with that jackass 'Dog'...the one who runs 'Da Kine' out in Hawaii. (Dave likes to laugh at him, or else I wouldn't have it on the TV) He's a self-centered, vain, egotistical sucker, that's for sure.  Him and his crew, all dressed in black leather and fingerless gloves, looking like something out of 'Mad Max'....running around like they're federal agents.  99% of what they do, they do for show, and that's just not professional. He insists on giving his captives a lecture about how he;s only trying to help them, about how god sent him to help them...if I were the one in the back of his car I'd be tempted to tell him to shut the fuck up.  I'd tell him he got his man and is gonna get his money, and that I'm not here to listen to his BS.It makes me mad, all the crap he does...it gives the rest of his profession a bad name.  Here's a snippet of information you may not know...'Dog' is a convicted murderer.  He can't carry a gun when he goes out..perhaps that's why he's got such an overinflated ego.  He can't shoot at the fugitives, so he just bores them into submission with his posturing and vanity.

*steps down from soap box, satiated and empty*

here endeth todays rant.  Thanks for listening.