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Published on August 14, 2004 By dharmagrl In Humor

This blog is dedicated to the mullet, and all the mullet stylin' dudes...may you wear your mullets with pride (and give the rest of us hours more entertainment)!

First, we have the 'Play some Skynrd, dude!' mullet.  The wearer of this mullet usually owns a Camaro or Firebird and has a penchant for black t shirts and hi-top tennis shoes:

Next, we have the 'I'm just gorgeous' mullet. The wearer of this style can be identified by his excessive use of 'Old Spice' and 'Aqua Net' hairspray, and the exorbitant amount of time he spends in front of the mirror preening.  Can also be found admiring his reflection in store windows:

Here we see the 'Hayseed' mullet, also known as the 'Joe Dirt'.  This is a rarer style than the previous two; in fact it can be argued that this style is nearing extinction.  This wearer can be found anywhere there is a predominace of delapidated pick-up trucks, trailer homes, confederate flags and 'Old Milwaukee' beer.  Usually indigenous to the southern states, however, has been known to migrate north:

Because this is an equal opportunity blog, here we see the female mullet, the 'mulletina'.  As you can see from the background, the wearer of this style can commonly be found in flea markets and thrift stores.

If you have any further styles you wish to submit, please feel free to do so!

 

 

 

 


Comments (Page 2)
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on Aug 15, 2004
Is that who that is Gid???
on Aug 15, 2004
Lol, Vincennes Indiana is horrible for them... I went to college there (I forever feel shamed for that too... ) and omg I'd thought it was a time warp also.. even a lot of college kids wore em!!!
on Aug 15, 2004

Lol, Vincennes Indiana is horrible for them

You went to VU?  So did my husband....we're going to visit his family there later this week!  Wow, what a small world....

on Aug 15, 2004
Quit hackin on southern Iniana guys!
Oh OK there are a lot of mullets there but I never had one when I lived there, and neither did any of my relatives!
Especially my mother.
on Aug 15, 2004
What is mullet, DG ?
on Aug 15, 2004
Is that who that is Gid???


I am pretty sure that that is DeBarge, yes...and I think I just established my '80's "street cred" for even REMEMBERING DeBarge ("To the Beat of the Rythm of the Night"; "Who's Holdin' Donna Now?")/
on Aug 15, 2004
To funny!
on Aug 15, 2004
A mullet is often described as "business in the front, party in the back." It occurs when the front half of the head has a (realtively) normal haircut, normally somewhat short. And the back, is, well, long. Ever see the movie "Joe Dirt," or seen commercials for it? The hair that DAvid Spade is sporting is a mullet, as is all the photos dharma posted.
on Aug 22, 2004
Dharma~ As I've been out of joe user commission for a while...I must say that this article is one of my favorites I've ever seen on this site...

A laugh and a half!
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