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I got my picture in the base newspaper today. 

Really it's my butt that made its debut.

We were at the pool on Tuesday afternoon, and there was a photographer from the base paper there, taking pictures of the little kids splashing around in the shallow end. I was just laying out, trying to top up my tan.

Well, the paper came out this morning, and there, on page 9, is a picture from Tuesday afternoon.  Also in the picture, in the background, is me in a bikini.  I'm laying on my tummy, and you can see half my face, all of my body...but the thing that really gets your attention is my big white rear end sticking up. 

Here...see for yourselves....

Nice.  My ass made the news.