Oh yeah?  What makes you think that?

It could be that my neighbors have kin living next door to you....

I already have a dossier of information on them.  Pictures of him golfing (and a really good one of him retrivieng a ball from next to my kids' bedroom window), their kids in my yard and garage...Lonesome's a cop, and his Shirt is already aware of what's been going on because she's the silly beeatch who called the cops and family advocacy on me.  The question is, how much do I want to kick off right before we leave?  If we end up staying here then hell yeah I'm turning all my evidence in..not only to the cops, but to housing and the base commander too, and I'm requesting that they either be asked to leave or that we be assigned another home away from them.  I'm just waiting for something 'big' to happen...like they damage something...and then it's all getting turned in and the fight is on.

They base cops can't really do much because they're minors.  They're 8 and 4....old enough to know better but living with parents who think that I should just let it slide because they're kids.

The littlest one came up to me the other day and said "are you the one who called the cops on us?"  I said, "no, honey, not me".  he said "My mommy called the cops on you".....

...out of the mouths of babes and innocents....

There is, and there will be.  The cops and housing are already aware that there's an issue, and like I said, I'm just waiting.  One scratch on my car, one thing broken in my garage, or the next time I find a kid in my house is going to be the straw that breaks the camels back.....

Yeah, I had thought about some payback, actually.  All the AC units are outside in the backyard, and these fools go camping regularly so are away all weekend....so I have plenty of opportunity to do some mischief.  The 'Doe In Rut' stuff sounds like a great idea.......hmm...now I'm scheming.....ooooh, you naughty man, you!  Now you've got me hatching plots left and right!  Thanks!!!

The things that's stopping me is the Karmic retribution......

Hahaha!  You're wicked...and I love it!!

We live close to the prairie and have had problems with mice in the garage before...so the mousetraps are a 'go'.  I'm going to put them in and on the boxes, and mark the ousides with an 'x' so I'll know which ones have been baited...and if the neighbors don't like their kids getting pinched, that's tough.  Shouldn't have let them be in my garage, poking around in my stuff.  I've warned them a bunch of times not to go in there, and they take absolutely no notice.....

We'll have left before the cold weather comes, so the AC unit is going to have to do.  The laundry vent is on the outside of the front of the house, so that's a no-go...but the AC is in the backyard, readily accessible.  I'm going to play with some smells to get the strongest, longest lasting effect.....I was thinking that some shrimp or chicken might accidentally find it's way back there, but decided against that - evidence.  Liquid is a much better idea...we have the occasional skunk finding it's way into housing, so there's a plausible explanation. 

Oh, there will be retribution. 

Hehehehehe.........*rubs hands together gleefully*......