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Published on September 11, 2007 By dharmagrl In Misc

I always thought that the cover shot of a magazine should make a potential buyer want to snatch it up off the shelf; that it should be of the VERY BEST item that magazine has to offer. It should be titillating, exciting, enticeing, even.

So why, then, does the current issue of Knit1 magazine look like this:

What in the name of all that is holy is THAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It looks like a baby-poo green helmet made out of cheap-o cheesy chunky acrylic yarn with a silver doily like the ones grandma crochets tacked over where your ear should be.  Practical?  No.  Fashionable?  Umm.....in certain parts of California where people are slaves to/victims of fashion, perhaps.  In the rest of the (sane) world?  Not on your nelly. 

It's HIDEOUS.  ATROCIOUS.  OBSCENE.  It is utterly devoid of any redeeming features; even if it were made out of a higher quality yarn in a different color it would STILL look awful. Whoever designed this.....well, I'm not going to go there.

If that's the best pattern this magazine has to offer then I'm afraid to break it open and look inside, and I sure as heck aint gonna be running out to waste my hard-earned cash on it anytime in the near future.

 

 


Comments
on Sep 11, 2007
Apparently they think you'll buy the mag anyway. The sad thing is, most people into that mag probably did. ;~D
on Sep 11, 2007
I'd wear one, as long as it's baby diarrhea brown instead of baby diarrhea green.
on Sep 11, 2007

Apparently they think you'll buy the mag anyway

Not me.  Not after seeing what's inside of it (see the response after San Chon's).

I'd wear one, as long as it's baby diarrhea brown instead of baby diarrhea green.

I found a hank of yarn at a charity shop that's a very attractive shade of 1070's nicotine/mustard/baby shite yellow.  Will that work for you?

 

on Sep 11, 2007
It could be winter gear for aliens ?
on Sep 11, 2007

I did it.  I got up the courage to look inside.  Here's what I saw (and here's my response to the items)



Wow.  The first one looks like a turtleneck sweater that first shrank in the wash, and then someone took a pair of scissors to it.  It's impractical.  Serves no function.  I wouldn't waste my time knitting it.

The second....well, I'm still trying to decide if it's a hat or a helmet or a silver wig.  Personally, I don't know anyone who would wear this.  Then again, I don't know and NY or LA club kids. 

Now the third one I LOVE.  It's fitted, it has texture...it's lovely.  I'd make it - and I'd wear it.



I LOVE me some flip-top mittens.  They're practical and relatively easy to make.  Again, I'd make AND wear these ones.

I'm not a HUGE fan of cropped, school-boy-esque knitted vests and lime green long cabled vests, but these ones aren't bad.  In fact, I like all of the patterns in this row.



First of all, the model in these photos looks like she needs to out down the crack pipe, eat a cheesburger and get out in the sun for a few hours. 

Now that I've got that off my chest, let's move on to the patterns/photos.  The first one looks like a maternity sweater - either that or someone's felting went badly wrong (felting is where you knit an article in wool, making it much bigger than needed, and then wash it in hot water until it's shrunk down and all the little microscopic hooks in the wool have locked together, making the fabric more dense.  Once something is felted, it's felted forever).  Not something that I'd make.

Secondly: Call me a child of the 80's, but I always have time for an oversized V neck sweater.  I'm not sure about this one, but I think that has a lot to do with the fact that the model looks like a whore who never met a crack pipe she didn't like.

Third: I like the sweater, but why is she zipping up her pants?



1) I'm ambivalent about knitted dresses.  I like the idea, but in practice it's not such a good idea.  This first dress reminds me of a dress I made for my Barbie when I was about 8.

2)I ADORE this suit, but I don't like that it's knitted.  If it were made out of a nice tweed or a wool FABRIC, then it would be perfect.  Knitted?  Not so much.

3) Hate it.  For no particular reason other than it's shapeless, made out of mohair and is not-such-a-nice shade of blue.



Numero uno:  it's a knitted, backless, lace-up dress.  What's not to hate? (although I do like the color)

Deux: Is this another felting accident, or is the model wearing her daughter's sweater?

Trois: I'm not quite sure what this is supposed to be.  Is the shirt knitted with a fabric vent/vee in the back? Is the vent/vee knitted and the shirt fabric?  Is it another maternity shirt?  Curious minds want to know.....

All in all, it's not the WORST knitting magazine I've ever seen, but that helmet on the cover does nothing for the few sweet patterns that are on the inside.  I give it a 6/10, and that's being generous.

 

on Sep 11, 2007

It's HIDEOUS.  ATROCIOUS.  OBSCENE.  It is utterly devoid of any redeeming features; even if it were made out of a higher quality yarn in a different color it would STILL look awful. Whoever designed this.....well, I'm not going to go there.

Outside of all that, is there anything else you could say about it?

(Agreed on the hideous color.  Not very flattering...)

on Sep 11, 2007
The whole color scheme of the front of the magazine is scary. It's like if an electric shock were put into color and imagines.

And why the hell is that girl wearing safety glasses?...So the horrible colors don't poke her eyes out?

~Zoo
on Sep 11, 2007
I found a hank of yarn at a charity shop that's a very attractive shade of 1070's nicotine/mustard/baby shite yellow. Will that work for you?


Hell yes. Especially if it was cheap . . .
on Sep 12, 2007
holy crap, it's like the worst of the 70's meets some 80's throw backs.  Yikes!
on Sep 12, 2007
Personally I wish these magazines would start putting more male oriented patterns in them. Good ones I mean. The last issue of Knitty I got had a couple of men's patterns out of the dozen or so in the entire rag. I didn't really like either of them.

Guess I'll stick to socks and scarves for the time being.

I think I'm going to have to learn to make my own sweater patterns if I ever want to knit myself one.
on Sep 13, 2007

Hell yes. Especially if it was cheap . . .

Aww, c'mon now!  I wouldn't do that to you.  You're worth more to me than that....you're up on the cashmere and silk level.

Nothing but the best for my San Chon.

Yikes!
The last issue of Knitty I got had a couple of men's patterns out of the dozen or so in the entire rag.

Knitty comes in print?  I thought it was just online.

Try www.knittingpatterncentral.com  and click on the 'directory' link.  They have a 'Mens Clothing' section that's decent - and it has sweaters!

on Sep 15, 2007
Knitty comes in print? I thought it was just online.


Yup, comes to my house every month.

Try www.knittingpatterncentral.com and click on the 'directory' link. They have a 'Mens Clothing' section that's decent - and it has sweaters!


I have them bookmarked but even there I get disappointed at times, but I have knit a number of patterns from there. I am working on learning to design sweater patterns, in the round and without seams, but it's still a learning process for me at this point.
on Sep 16, 2007

Yup, comes to my house every month.

I think that we're talking about two different things, because the knitty I go to is definitely an online-only thing, and it's not a monthly deal - www.knitty.com is updated every three months or so, or once a season (winter, spring, summer and fall).

You might be thinking of Knit Simple, Interweave Knits, KnitScene, or Vogue Knitting.

on Sep 16, 2007

Yup, comes to my house every month.

I think that we're talking about two different things, because the knitty I go to is definitely an online-only thing, and it's not a monthly deal - www.knitty.com is updated every three months or so, or once a season (winter, spring, summer and fall).

You might be thinking of Knit Simple, Interweave Knits, KnitScene, or Vogue Knitting.



Yeah, you're right it's the Interweave that I get. Brain fart.