A lot has happened since I last wrote.  First of all, my momma and The Big Guy got another dawg.  They call her a boxer, but I've never seen her get into boxes like that cat does, so I really don't know why she's called that.  I still hate that cat.  But whatever.  This new dawg is called Greasy....no, that's not right.  Gracie.  That's it.  Gracie.  She looks like her mother dropped her on her face because her nose is all smushed up and it causes her to snore and snort and it's not all long and pointy like my snout is. 

At first I thought that this new dawg was going to be trouble, but as it turns out she's really pretty cool.  She's got some BIG issues with gas, which I didn't like much because I was getting blamed for her farts at first, but then she did a really noisy one and my momm and The Big Guy figured out that it was Greasy, I mean Gracie, who was doing them so they stopped blaming me, which was good. 

I've taught her how to do crackerdawg and she does that real well.  I've learned that crackerdawg is WAAAAAYYYY more fun  when you've got someone to do it with, and Greasy and I do it a lot.  Like every day. Man, when she does crackerdawg, she moves the COUCH!!  She jumps on it and it slides across the floor and then my momma yalls GREASY!  YOU CRACKHEADED DAWG!!! and then Greasy has to go in her crate to calm down.

 I've also taught her to hate that sucky thing that my momma uses on the carpet. I just bark at it, but Greasy BITES it!!!!!  When my momma get the sucky tube thing out and uses it between the cushions of the couch Greasy goes CRACKERDAWG in a BIG way...but what's really funny is when her chops get sucked up in the tube!!!!!!  I about peed on the floor because I was laughing so hard! Actually, I pee on the floor when I'm not laughing too.....

Having another dawg around is kind of convienient.  I can do stuff and Greasy gets the blame.  Except for pooping, that is.  My momma says she knows when it's Greasy that's pooped because it would be physically impossible for me to have done a poop that size, and it's true - Greasy does some BIG poops.  But I can chew stuff up and Greasy gets the blame, so it's all good. 

Yeah, I'm pretty happy to have this other dawg in my house.  She's alright, is Greasy.  Not what I expected at all.

Now if we could just un-scrunch her snout.....